<<Midwest Coffee Talk: The Tens>> - Page 108

Centropolis · #**2141** Posted **Oct 23, 2011, 9:10 PM**

God could change his mind and be on the side of the Texas Rangers at any second. No mercy, I want to see the hearts of Texas baseball fans (whom I respect aside from the Whiffle Incident) coldly and completely shaved, sterilized, atomized and dispatched.

Ayreonaut · #**2142** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 3:11 AM**

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2143** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 4:39 AM**

The boss called me while I was in Albuquerque wanting me to check her in for her flight to California the next day.

The woman's on her Blackberry constantly. Is there not a Southwest Airlines app for Blackberry? Because there sure as hell is one for Droid and iPhones that let you check in online.

mobyhead · #**2144** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 1:24 PM**

How about them Indianapolis Colts?!

rockyi · #**2145** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 2:18 PM**

I'm on vacation for a week from my fat-necked boss from hell. I'm putting in some applications around town......Ooooo...maybe 7-11 is hiring!!!

Ex-Ithacan · #**2146** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 2:51 PM**

^ Can ya fix a broken Slurpee machine?

mobyhead · #**2147** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 3:00 PM**

Be careful, those hot dog grills get really hot!

mobyhead · #**2148** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 7:24 PM**

Found myself watching the Lawrence Welk Show on PBS while folding laundry Saturday night. Am I that pathetic? I need to get out more.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2149** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 8:52 PM**

Wait, how old are you!?

Ex-Ithacan · #**2150** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 10:50 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

Found myself watching the Lawrence Welk Show on PBS while folding laundry Saturday night. Am I that pathetic? I need to get out more.

One of my guilty pleasures.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2151** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 11:07 PM**

There's a video on YouTube of some hippies performing "One Toke Over the Line" on Lawrence Welk and him calling it a "modern spiritual" afterwards. Unintentionally hilarious.

And I'm only vaguely familiar with the show because of that stupid recurring skit on SNL that's been run into the ground. 15 years ago, that would've probably been made into a movie.

mobyhead · #**2152** Posted **Oct 24, 2011, 11:31 PM**

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

Wait, how old are you!?

I'm 44. I was scanning the channels and was taken aback by this blonde beauty with a bouffant hairdo. She was singing a swinging song. You dig?

rockyi · #**2153** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 12:56 AM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

Found myself watching the Lawrence Welk Show on PBS while folding laundry Saturday night. Am I that pathetic? I need to get out more.

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Originally Posted by Ex-Ithacan

One of my guilty pleasures.

What? Watching Lawrence Welk or folding laundry?

rockyi · #**2154** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:03 AM**

....But then I'm guessing that beneath their demure, apple-cheeked, down-home facade the Lennon Sisters were mega-freaky....maybe not quite barnyard animal freaky but freaky non-the-less.

• Video Link

vid · #**2155** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:19 AM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

Found myself watching the Lawrence Welk Show on PBS while folding laundry Saturday night. Am I that pathetic? I need to get out more.

One of my guilty pleasures.

Every Saturday night (not every one, but most) I got to my grandparents and after dinner we watch the Lawrence Welk Show. This week it was Disney songs. Creepy as shit. I sat there thinking "If I did mushrooms, this would probably kill me right now".

The funny thing about it is my grandmother is always paying attention more to her knitting than the show, and my grandfather either falls asleep or complains the whole time that the song they're singing is "stupid".

I bet Lawrence Welk was into some pretty kinky shit.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**2156** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:49 AM**

My grandparents loved "Hee Haw"

vid · #**2157** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:55 AM**

My mom tried to show me a video of Hee Haw to show how funny it was, and it was the most boring fucking thing I've ever seen.

Ex-Ithacan · #**2158** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 11:06 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

What? Watching Lawrence Welk or folding laundry?

Watching Lawrence Welk while folding laundry. (stupid spin cycle took too long)

And a couple of those Lennon Sisters were H-O-T.

btw,mobyhead, I dig.

bnk · #**2159** Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:51 PM**

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWfk...eature=related" target="_blank">Video Link

The Lennon sisters were big time and sang for many decades. 1955 to present. Truely americas sweethearts. Here is some of their eariler work. The sound recording is not of high quality back then but you know the sound produced was.

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDGo...eature=related" target="_blank">Video Link

Cleveland Brown · #**2160** Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 2:26 AM**

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Originally Posted by Talking Points Memo

Birther Oathkeeper Convicted In Attempted Courthouse Takeover

source: http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmem...d_courthou.php

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Originally Posted by TPM

... The case dates back to April 2010 when Huff, carrying a Colt .45 and an AK-47, went to Tennessee to conduct citizens’ arrests on officials. Huff, a member of the Oath Keepers, said he going to support Walter Francis Fitzpatrick, a leader of the birther and Patriot group American Grand Jury, who was arrested for trying to perform a citizen’s arrest on a Grand Jury foreman. Fitzpatrick was angry that court officials didn’t let him pursue a Grand Jury trial against “illegal alien, infiltrator and impostor” President Obama, and other “domestic enemies.” ...

Well, what did the FBI allegedly find when they raided his house...

A "Tranny Hunter" DVD
KY Jelly
A pink remote-controlled dildo
... and various other "things" that were returned

list source: http://www.scribd.com/doc/65129152/U...ed-57618-115-3

I don't think he can blame "Tranny Hunter" on the wife (or the Dildo)