A blind guy stumbles into a lumber mill in Oregon asking for a job. The perplexed manager asks him what could a blind person possibly do in a dangerous mill- except get himself killed.
The blind man replies he can identify and grade any type of wood merely by smelling it, his heightened sense of smell due to the fact he is blind. He can even tell how long the piece of wood is just by smelling it. The curious manager agrees to give him a test in his office.
First, a 2x8 pine stud is placed under the mans nose. He correctly identifies it as medium grade pine, 8 feet long.
The manager assumes just a lucky guess. He then presents a 6 foot piece of oak flooring material under the mans nose. Again, the man correctly identifies the wood, grade, and length. Is that the best you can do, laughes the blind guy?
Concerned that he will be laughed out of the mill if he hires the blind guy, he tries to trip him up. He quietly calls in his secretary and motions for her to jump up on his desk and hike up her skirt. He tell the guy if he can identify this last piece of wood, he can have the job.
A big grin comes over the mans face as soon as he takes a whiff.
Shit house door from a Tuna boat, 5 feet 6 inches tall!