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Buckeye Native 001 · #1 Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:49 AM**

My grandparents loved "Hee Haw"

vid · #2 Posted **Oct 25, 2011, 1:55 AM**

My mom tried to show me a video of Hee Haw to show how funny it was, and it was the most boring fucking thing I've ever seen.

LMich · #3 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 7:06 AM**

I hade two nightmares in the same night, recently. The first involved a frustratingly unsuccessful attempt to register to vote in an Iraqi election, and the second involved a suicide attempt by a young woman jumping from the bridge, the mother then jumping to save her only to die, herself, while the daughter (believed to be dead) crawls onto the shore and the sadness of the whole situation. Yeah, I have some pretty unconventional dreams.

Ayreonaut · #4 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 12:42 PM**

I dreamt that my blinds, which only turn about 75% closed in one direction, CLOSED ALL THE WAY!

rockyi · #5 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 3:52 PM**

I dreamt that I was talking to my brother when he suddenly turned into Fred Flintstone and I didn't think anything of it........I still have the dreams of a 5 year old.

Centropolis · #6 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 3:54 PM**

I havent been dreaming much lately, just sweet sweet darkness.

Buckeye Native 001 · #7 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 4:00 PM**

I pass out, and then the next thing I know, my alarm is going off.

vid · #8 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 12:21 AM**

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

I pass out, and then the next thing I know, my alarm is going off.

I hate that. Usually I spend the whole night having weird, vivid dreams which I almost promptly forget but lately, it's just been "go to bed at 11pm" *five minutes later* "it is 7am, wake up."

Actually, I wake up automatically at some point between 5 and 6am, then go back to sleep because "that is too early" only to wake up completely exhausted at 7:30 for work by 8am. (I live a block away so I can pull that off.) I tell myself as I am walking to work that "tonight, I will go to bed at 9pm", but I don't remember that until 11pm.

rockyi · #9 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 9:06 PM**

Those ChristianMingle.com commercials make me laugh and wince at the same time.

Centropolis · #10 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 9:08 PM**

I did have a nightmare the other night that during the world series game 5 the wrong pitcher for the cardinals was brought up from the bullpen because of some kind of silly phone mishap. I was also really drunk after a bunch of free bourbon shots because of a promotion during this nightmare in a bar with a live broadcast, and got stared down when i screamed the f word as loud as i possibly could by the producer.

Very bizarre.

Buckeye Native 001 · #11 Posted **Oct 26, 2011, 11:31 PM**

Dude, I heard that f-bomb all the way out in Arizona, so it most definitely wasn't a dream.

Centropolis · #12 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 3:37 AM**

Oh God, am I missing NOLA or a little hit of cOkE.

I just have a Chrystler Lebaron wit tastles and issues.

EuphoricOctopus · #13 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 6:48 AM**

Dating a hot italian guy who was in the army and is covered in tattoos. I finally got what I wanted all these fuckin years. YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

mthq · #14 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 7:55 AM**

*edit*
damn it LMich! I was going to do a clever response to... EuphoricOctopus (Detroit5000) but you ruined it now that your post comes inbetween!

You're suppose to be asleep by now!

EuphoricOctopus · #15 Posted **Oct 29, 2011, 10:36 AM**

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Originally Posted by mthq

*edit*
damn it LMich! I was going to do a clever response to... EuphoricOctopus (Detroit5000) but you ruined it now that your post comes inbetween!

You're suppose to be asleep by now!

yes?

mthq · #16 Posted **Oct 31, 2011, 1:40 AM**

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Originally Posted by EuphoricOctopus

yes?

Well I was going to match your YESSSS!!!!!!!11 line with a classic "DETROITTTTTTT!!!!!", but of course LMich had to ruin everything!

EuphoricOctopus · #17 Posted **Oct 31, 2011, 11:57 PM**

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Originally Posted by mthq

Well I was going to match your YESSSS!!!!!!!11 line with a classic "DETROITTTTTTT!!!!!", but of course LMich had to ruin everything!

MTHHHHHHQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Hahahaha! LMich hates us.

rockyi · #18 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 8:13 AM**

Dammit, I can't seem to remember what I'm doing from one moment to the next anymore. I missplace everything I touch.....I have a feeling that any day now they're going to find me wandering up and down the street, wearing my underpants on the outside of my jeans while talking to Jesus.

Ex-Ithacan · #19 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 2:33 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

I have a feeling that any day now they're going to find me wandering up and down the street, wearing my underpants on the outside of my jeans while talking to Jesus.

And the problem with this is...........

rockyi · #20 Posted **Oct 27, 2011, 3:22 PM**

Well.....since my underpants are already on the outside I could put on a cape and be a neighborhood "superhero"........Like AARP Man from the planet Metamucil or perhaps....... I dunno is Cranky Old Prick a good super hero name?