Posted Sep 26, 2017, 8:54 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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There was a truck fire on the GWB today. I thought I was gonna die because of the delays and my stomach situation. Beyond absurd the 2.5 hours it took to get to the Bronx from NJ Turnpike exit 13a.
The worst parts is I had the cold sweats midway, and I thought I would have to call work and be like I have to call out because I — my pants and on the company pickup seat.
But I survived! Lots of inhaling and exhaling. Better than running into dirty swamp infested meadowlands and crapping in public.
So if you ever get the cold sweats, you're really of luck on the turnpike.
Chris recommends a healthy diet of non-spicey, non chinese food the day prior. Learn from my mistake!
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