Some bums and panhandlers actually have nerve enough to ring my doorbell. Rather than not respond and risk them trying to break into a house where they think no one is home, I answer the door with my hatchet in my hand. I keep it beside the door for just such occasions. I snarl, "Whaddayawant?" and they usually leave hurriedly without answering.
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Getting thrown out of railroad stations since 1979!
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