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Originally Posted by rockyi
.....Wait a minute.....you referred to Velveeta as luxury cheese??
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Out of the selection of cheese slices at Superstore, Velveeta cheese slices are the most expensive or second most expensive after some gourmet brand that probably uses real cheese. They're "luxury" compared to the 20 or so other brands, which are generally crap.
Relatively speaking, Velveeta is a luxury cheese slice when compared with No Name Brand Sliced Cheese-Like Sandwich Topping Product.
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I am from Thunder Bay. An obese, middle aged (and very ugly) woman in a beige tank top, who I originally thought was a fat shirtless man, was harassing my basement neighbour, who is schizophrenic, as he sat in his car, which has flat tires and expired plates and had to be plugged in to run.
"Open yer window!" she said, repeatedly, while tapping on the glass. After about 15 minutes of her whistling and asking my schizophrenic basement neighbour to open the window of the derelict plugged in car in which he was sitting, she went into the middle of the street trying to catch a ride. Then another, slightly less obese women who I thought at first was naked came up to her, and they stood in the middle of the street for some time, discussing something that involved lots of whistling, until they disappeared.
Then, a woman in a yellow jacket stood across the street from my apartment, leaning on a street light pole, looking forlorn for some time until she, too, disappeared.
So, of course Velveeta is a luxury cheese.
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