What phrase would describe your city's urbanness

[le calmar]

Originally Posted by Acajack

I thought you captured contemporary Toronto's aspirational nature quite well, with a bit of tongue-in-cheek.

Same here, I don't think it was offensive. It was actually funny because not entirely untrue.

[Razor]

Originally Posted by Chadillaccc

Why on Earth would I give a shit what you think of me? That literally made me lol.

The fact that in my cheeky barb I expected you to give two shits, made me lol 2x as hard.

Originally Posted by Acajack

I thought you captured contemporary Toronto's aspirational nature quite well, with a bit of tongue-in-cheek.

Only that this guy doesn't own a mirror..Throw a similar tongue in cheek barb about Calgary, and he comes out swinging. At least he used to as well as antagonize a lot. Forumers from Montreal would know that from all the cheap shots he used to throw around , followed by his victim playing when they hit back..Maybe he lightened up with a little bit of age, and I'm being unfair.Who knows..Carry on (:

[logan5]

Well, to Chad's credit, he did poke fun at Calgary as well...

Originally Posted by Chadillaccc

There are a Number of Things to do in Calgary

[Darkoshvilli]

Montreal:

This detour will lead you to another detour that will lead you to a closed bridge.

[begratto]

Originally Posted by Darkoshvilli

Montreal:

This detour will lead you to another detour that will lead you to a closed bridge.

... so you might as well stay and enjoy what the city has to offer

[Darkoshvilli]

Originally Posted by begratto

... so you might as well stay and enjoy what the city has to offer

And dump your car while your're at it.

[ssiguy]

Montreal............our potholes, the fastest way to trade with China.
Sarnia..............I hope you have extended health.
Kelowna...........Fresno is sooooooo jealous.
Kamloops..........The city that sounds like a breakfast cereal.

[wardlow]

Winnipeg: Still figuring out how to pick up where we left off in 1914

Winnipeg: Give us your Buffalos, your Glasgows, and your St. Pauls yearning to be Phoenix

[Chadillaccc]

Originally Posted by Razor

Only that this guy doesn't own a mirror..Throw a similar tongue in cheek barb about Calgary, and he comes out swinging. At least he used to as well as antagonize a lot. Forumers from Montreal would know that from all the cheap shots he used to throw around , followed by his victim playing when they hit back..Maybe he lightened up with a little bit of age, and I'm being unfair.Who knows..Carry on (:

It's interesting how you laughably said "you were almost proud of me for turning a new leaf" or whatever bilge you spewed, yet you didn't even read the tongue-in-cheek barb I poked at Calgary, and then continued in this comment to barf all over this thread.

Clearly you're just trying to stir up bullshit, and just making an ass of yourself like you did every time you used to try and torment me when I was weak years and years ago. Time to grow up, sweetie.

[Nashe]

Moncton - The Two Towers: Home of Sauron Telecom and Saruman Insurance

[Bishop2047]

Originally Posted by Vorkuta

Moncton - The Two Towers: Home of Sauron Telecom and Saruman Insurance

Gold.

Climax SK : Bring your wife to Climax, she'll love it.

Lloydminster SK: Come and sort of smell canola... Everywhere.

North Battleford SK: Best pawnshops in the west.

Prince Albert SK: Come and visit that Uncle in the pen.

[softee]

Toronto: Unlike NYC, we only smell like poo in the summer.

[Razor]

Originally Posted by Chadillaccc

It's interesting how you laughably said "you were almost proud of me for turning a new leaf" or whatever bilge you spewed, yet you didn't even read the tongue-in-cheek barb I poked at Calgary, and then continued in this comment to barf all over this thread.

Clearly you're just trying to stir up bullshit, and just making an ass of yourself like you did every time you used to try and torment me when I was weak years and years ago. Time to grow up, sweetie.

Okay..I apologize. you have been posting responsibly as of late s'all I was giving you kudos.Sorry again..Have a good night.

[lio45]

Poking our trolls

Fort McMurray: "We'd have taller towers than Dubai if it weren't for you 37.5 million leeches"

Maple Creek: "Canada's [Tropical] Ocean Playground"

[Slide]

Edmonton: If you like holes in jeans you'll love our urban fabric ™

Edmonton: we're going to catch up to them by going slower than them

[MonctonRad]

Originally Posted by Vorkuta

Moncton - The Two Towers: Home of Sauron Telecom and Saruman Insurance

Since they're both brutalist and concrete, I suppose it's some type of ersatz dick measuring contest between the two of them.

Come to think of it, the BellAliant Tower does remind me a bit of Orthanc.

[vid]

Originally Posted by wardlow

Winnipeg: Give us your Buffalos, your Glasgows, and your St. Pauls yearning to be Phoenix

I regret to inform you that I have passed away.

[ssiguy]

Regina..............The city that rhymes with fun.
Victoria.............Home of the newly wed and nearly dead.
Quebec City.......We're not racist we just act that way.
Oakville............The only good thing connected to Mississuaga.
Richmond..........Sorry Maytag, but when it comes to laundry we are the real "dependability people'.

[ScreamingViking]

Hamilton: We're still the Ambitious City. We're just not sure what our ambitions are.

Burlington: More urban every day. Except we don't want the buildings. And bike lanes. And transit. And don't dare mess with our parking. But otherwise, we're more urban every day.

[Razor]

Ottawa- If Montreal and Toronto had a confused kid together.