Ugly Canada 2 (Only architecture, planning and design faux pas)

[davee930]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

3 douchebeards and one fallen hitlerstache.



http://exclaim.ca/music/article/the_...istory_of_hate



alternativenation

Did these bitches ask for an apology? Fuck I can't see his face without his catchy ass disgusting music blaring in my head.

The camera guy asked them to look as douchey as possible or is that them trying to look tough?

I don't know why they're not paired up with truck commercials yet.

[stevanford1]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

3 douchebeards and one fallen hitlerstache.



http://exclaim.ca/music/article/the_...istory_of_hate



alternativenation

BTW, does anyone else loathe Simple Plan as much as I do?

[davee930]

Originally Posted by stevanford1

BTW, does anyone else loathe Simple Plan as much as I do?

Yes. I just forgot about them. They had the dignity to go away.

[O-tacular]

Originally Posted by stevanford1

BTW, does anyone else loathe Simple Plan as much as I do?

I HATE Simple Plan as much as Molson hates Picklesmack! Omg they were the whiniest, most formulaic faux punk shite of the 00’s. Welcome to my Life made me want to puke every time I heard it on the radio.

My new most hated bands are Arkells and Three Days Grace.

And anyone else remember Kroeger-lite band Theory of a Deadman?

[Loco101]

Originally Posted by stevanford1

BTW, does anyone else loathe Simple Plan as much as I do?

Absolutely!

One of the disadvantages of CanCon rules. I'm very surprised that the band hails from Montreal, a place where artistic things are normally of a much higher calibre.

That Jet Lag song they have is so overplayed on radio stations. The lyrics are weird as well.

[Acajack]

Originally Posted by Loco101

Absolutely!

One of the disadvantages of CanCon rules. I'm very surprised that the band hails from Montreal, a place where artistic things are normally of a much higher calibre.

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Thanks for the compliment, but I think it's more accurate to say Quebec has a fully comprehensive and robust complement of culture, from the lowest of the low brown to the highest of the high brow.

[Acajack]

Originally Posted by Loco101

That Jet Lag song they have is so overplayed on radio stations. The lyrics are weird as well.

Just for you, bilingual version featuring Quebec pop queen Marie-Mai. (Bonus points: her dad is from Kap but she grew up in Montreal!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtfFoFwrmA

This was played a ton on francophone stations. You still hear it on occasion.

[MolsonExport]

Originally Posted by davee930

Did these bitches ask for an apology? Fuck I can't see his face without his catchy ass disgusting music blaring in my head.

The camera guy asked them to look as douchey as possible or is that them trying to look tough?

I don't know why they're not paired up with truck commercials yet.

Wow. Your insight about matching up Crippleback and Prickup truck commercials would be very valuable for the makers of Dodgy trucks, Ford-15000kgs GrosslyMassiveChariot, and HI HO Silverado!!!

"Look at this Ford-150!
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How the hell did it get so big?
Who the fuck needs such a giant rig?
This is where I grew up
I think the present owner fucked it up
I never knew we ever went without
The second floor is how I get into the truck
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time I was wasting my time going poo
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must of done it half a dozen times
I wonder if it's too late
Should I drive my prickup truck right through the gate?
Lot's better now than it was back then
If I was them, I wouldn't let me in
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, God, I
Every memory of lookin' out the rearview window
My voice sounds just like it is from my asshole
It's hard to say it
Time to say it
I suck, I suck"

[stevanford1]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

Wow. Your insight about matching up Crippleback and Prickup truck commercials would be very valuable for the makers of Dodgy trucks, Ford-15000kgs GrosslyMassiveChariot, and HI HO Silverado!!!

"Look at this Ford-150!
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How the hell did it get so big?
Who the fuck needs such a giant rig?
This is where I grew up
I think the present owner fucked it up
I never knew we ever went without
The second floor is how I get into the truck
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time I was wasting my time going poo
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must of done it half a dozen times
I wonder if it's too late
Should I drive my prickup truck right through the gate?
Lot's better now than it was back then
If I was them, I wouldn't let me in
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, God, I
Every memory of lookin' out the rearview window
My voice sounds just like it is from my asshole
It's hard to say it
Time to say it
I suck, I suck"

.

The Silverado is by far the fugliest truck in the known universe.

I mean LOOK AT THIS THING

hihoshitterado

Ever wondered what a Ford F-150 and an El Camino's child would look like? Well obviously the folks at Chevy did because that's exactly what the Shitterado looks like to me!

[stevanford1]

Another awful band:

nickelbackofnewfoundland

[O-tacular]

Originally Posted by stevanford1

Another awful band:

nickelbackofnewfoundland

I refused to watch new years specials on Canadian channels for many years because they always featured these assclowns and Hedley.

[stevanford1]

Originally Posted by O-tacular

I refused to watch new years specials on Canadian channels for many years because they always featured these assclowns and Hedley.

I HATE ANYTHING WITH A FLAMING PASSION!
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I remember when you couldn't escape from this wretched song on the radio. The one thing he can't, he can't, he can't do, is sing without autotune!

[MolsonExport]

Originally Posted by stevanford1

Another awful band:

nickelbackofnewfoundland

I love Irish folk music. I love the Pogues. I even liked the Irish Rovers.

But I fucking hate Great Big Sea.

[MolsonExport]

Back in high school, they used to call ugly girls "truck faces"

Now you know why.

motorbiscuit


^looks like a fucking bar-b-cue grill.


imgur

[stevanford1]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

imgur

That movie is awesome, way better than the Shill-oh-rado

[suburbanite]

Oh man, I just came across one of the worst McMansion enclaves I've ever seen in the GTA.

https://www.google.com/maps/@43.8427...7i16384!8i8192

The scale is ridiculous. They're 5,000 SF+ homes on bungalow-sized lots.




This one on the corner takes the cake I think:

[stevanford1]

Originally Posted by suburbanite

Oh man, I just came across one of the worst McMansion enclaves I've ever seen in the GTA.

https://www.google.com/maps/@43.8427...7i16384!8i8192

The scale is ridiculous. They're 5,000 SF+ homes on bungalow-sized lots.




This one on the corner takes the cake I think:

You need to pay for the eye surgery I need after looking at these wretched places

[MolsonExport]

How could something so pricey be so banal and fugly? Epitome of a McMansion. Instead of nuggets made from pink slime, mansions made from cheap materials and fashioned from architectural plans whose creators are completely lacking any sense of taste or refinement. this is ugly. It could be a small uni residence. With the Fart McMurray-style garage scheme.

[MolsonExport]

Speaking of Fort McMurray, is this a garage for sale? I don't see any house at all.

https://www.findfortmcmurrayhomes.co...y-ab-t9k%202n7

[MolsonExport]

Ugly deck award winner:

979rock.ca

Posted on FortMcMurray's 97.9 Rock Station website. https://www.979rock.ca/