The Soul-Sucking Canada Thread - Page 28

stevanford1 · #**541** Posted **May 26, 2020, 5:24 PM**

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Originally Posted by O-tacular

Follow streetview down any random path through that neighbourhood and New Brighton next door and you’ll find as bad or worse. As far as I can tell the only difference between them is that one community is primarily beige and poo coloured while the other is grey and anemic looking.

Why?!?
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9186...7i13312!8i6656

What's going on here?
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9168...7i13312!8i6656

https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9221...7i13312!8i6656

https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9213...7i13312!8i6656

Beautiful!
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9209...7i13312!8i6656

What in the hell is this?
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9203...7i13312!8i6656

MolsonExport · #**542** Posted **May 26, 2020, 6:19 PM**

Which is the house? Which is the garage? Tomaeto Tomahto.

fort mac&cheese

MolsonExport · #**543** Posted **May 26, 2020, 6:21 PM**

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Originally Posted by stevanford1

Why?!?

What in the hell is this?
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.9203...7i13312!8i6656

I have a deep vein of anger towards fugly house sides. OK, no big deal when you are sandwiched between other mediocre homes, but when you are exposed on a corner lot, for gawd's sake please, think of the children!!

Maybe this is an outhouse in the sky?

stevanford1 · #**544** Posted **May 26, 2020, 6:33 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

I have a deep vein of anger towards fugly house sides. OK, no big deal when you are sandwiched between other mediocre homes, but when you are exposed on a corner lot, for gawd's sake please, think of the children!!

Maybe this is an outhouse in the sky?

Here are so more for you!

Complete with douchy shirtless guy

https://www.google.com/maps/@51.1951...7i13312!8i6656

Not a house side, but so hideous that it needs to be shared

Chocolate and Vanilla!

Make Subdivisions by Rush a neighborhood!

Proof Sheet · #**545** Posted **May 26, 2020, 7:23 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

I have a deep vein of anger towards fugly house sides. OK, no big deal when you are sandwiched between other mediocre homes, but when you are exposed on a corner lot, for gawd's sake please, think of the children!!

Maybe this is an outhouse in the sky?

Exactly what I was thinking...A throne above and all it needs is a flap to release the excrement to the throngs below.

Proof Sheet · #**546** Posted **May 26, 2020, 7:27 PM**

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Originally Posted by stevanford1

Chocolate and Vanilla!

Make Subdivisions by Rush a neighborhood!

The last two are in lovely Brossard which seems to consist of faux Versailles type subdivisions......

and this beauty of restraint and elegance.

https://goo.gl/maps/z3uF23JZH3qYdPNd8

Subdivisions video was filmed in the L'Amoureaux area of Scarborough and at L'Amoureaux Collegiate.

Razor · #**547** Posted **May 26, 2020, 7:49 PM**

Yup, as mentioned already nothing's more soul sucking then a Boston Pizza, especially if it's patio is in a parking lot facing a Food Basics..Terrible food is just that added bonus..BP is pretty bad when it's a rung below Pizza Hut in the food chain (pun intended)..I think BP is on par with Pizza Pizza if Pizza Pizza were to have dine in, drinks and servers. At least Pizza Pizza knows that it's a pig and doesn't try to put lip stick on itself!

stevanford1 · #**548** Posted **May 26, 2020, 8:02 PM**

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Originally Posted by Razor

Yup, as mentioned already nothing's more soul sucking then a Boston Pizza, especially if it's patio is in a parking lot facing a Food Basics..Terrible food is just that added bonus..BP is pretty bad when it's a rung below Pizza Hut in the food chain (pun intended)..I think BP is on par with Pizza Pizza if Pizza Pizza were to have dine in, drinks and servers. At least Pizza Pizza knows that it's a pig and doesn't try to put lip stick on itself!

Complete with amazing, totally not smelly patio's!
https://www.google.com/maps/@51.0486...7i13312!8i6656

MolsonExport · #**549** Posted **May 26, 2020, 9:33 PM**

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Originally Posted by Razor

Yup, as mentioned already nothing's more soul sucking then a Boston Pizza, especially if it's patio is in a parking lot facing a Food Basics..Terrible food is just that added bonus..BP is pretty bad when it's a rung below Pizza Hut in the food chain (pun intended)..I think BP is on par with Pizza Pizza if Pizza Pizza were to have dine in, drinks and servers. At least Pizza Pizza knows that it's a pig and doesn't try to put lip stick on itself!

I agree. At least Cardboard Cardboard doesn't pretend to be anything that it is not. Pat Finelli ("Fresh", "Fresh") is gone, so we don't hear their annoying commercials as often. Cardboard Cardboard and Domintoes are the worst pizza chains (Along with those wretched 2 for 1 joints). Then comes Little Squeaser. Then Pizza Slut and Papa John's (I avoid the latter at all costs on account of his history as a Trumpeteer). I have noticed a new chain (Red Swan Pizza) which is pretty good.

stevanford1 · #**550** Posted **May 26, 2020, 10:20 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

I agree. At least Cardboard Cardboard doesn't pretend to be anything that it is not. Pat Finelli ("Fresh", "Fresh") is gone, so we don't hear their annoying commercials as often. Cardboard Cardboard and Domintoes are the worst pizza chains (Along with those wretched 2 for 1 joints). Then comes Little Squeaser. Then Pizza Slut and Papa John's (I avoid the latter at all costs on account of his history as a Trumpeteer). I have noticed a new chain (Red Swan Pizza) which is pretty good.

FINALLY SOMEONE ON HERE THAT AGREES WITH ME ON THIS! Domino's sucks, the bane of ugly industrial strip-malls across the country!
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Do...!1BCgIgARICCAI

MolsonExport · #**551** Posted **May 27, 2020, 2:17 AM**

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Originally Posted by stevanford1

Kelsey's apparently puts "chicken fingers" on their burgers. Stack it to the ceiling and maybe folks won't notice that the meat hasn't been fresh since the civil war!

I think I see some pot-potpourri from Michael's in that Turdger.

MolsonExport · #**552** Posted **May 27, 2020, 2:19 AM**

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Originally Posted by Proof Sheet

The last two are in lovely Brossard which seems to consist of faux Versailles type subdivisions......

and this beauty of restraint and elegance.

https://goo.gl/maps/z3uF23JZH3qYdPNd8

Subdivisions video was filmed in the L'Amoureaux area of Scarborough and at L'Amoureaux Collegiate.

This deserves a new word: Ugtacular.

csbvan · #**553** Posted **May 27, 2020, 2:40 AM**

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Originally Posted by Proof Sheet

The last two are in lovely Brossard which seems to consist of faux Versailles type subdivisions......

and this beauty of restraint and elegance.

https://goo.gl/maps/z3uF23JZH3qYdPNd8

Subdivisions video was filmed in the L'Amoureaux area of Scarborough and at L'Amoureaux Collegiate.

Oof. The faux-Roman statues really complete it.

stevanford1 · #**554** Posted **May 27, 2020, 11:22 AM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

I think I see some pot-potpourri from Michael's in that Turdger.

. Kelseys is the Michaels of restaurants.

kwoldtimer · #**555** Posted **May 27, 2020, 2:40 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

I think I see some pot-potpourri from Michael's in that Turdger.

I might have posted that pic in the Ugly Canada thread vs this one. I can't even ....

stevanford1 · #**556** Posted **May 27, 2020, 2:46 PM**

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Originally Posted by kwoldtimer

I might have posted that pic in the Ugly Canada thread vs this one. I can't even ....

The hamburger? Yes it is bad.

kwoldtimer · #**557** Posted **May 27, 2020, 2:57 PM**

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Originally Posted by Proof Sheet

The last two are in lovely Brossard which seems to consist of faux Versailles type subdivisions......

and this beauty of restraint and elegance.

https://goo.gl/maps/z3uF23JZH3qYdPNd8

Subdivisions video was filmed in the L'Amoureaux area of Scarborough and at L'Amoureaux Collegiate.

Is exhuberant bad taste/eccentricity "soul-sucking", or merely ugly? One ponders ...

Metro-One · #**558** Posted **May 27, 2020, 3:03 PM**

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Originally Posted by Proof Sheet

The last two are in lovely Brossard which seems to consist of faux Versailles type subdivisions......

and this beauty of restraint and elegance.

https://goo.gl/maps/z3uF23JZH3qYdPNd8

Subdivisions video was filmed in the L'Amoureaux area of Scarborough and at L'Amoureaux Collegiate.

Wow..... that’s something else right there.

Money definitely doesn’t buy taste.

It seriously looks like an old liquidation store in Coquitlam called the Bargain Castle.

stevanford1 · #**559** Posted **May 27, 2020, 3:12 PM**

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Originally Posted by kwoldtimer

Is exhuberant bad taste/eccentricity "soul-sucking", or merely ugly? One ponders ...

Ditto, you see the sameness of that suburb is soul-sucking whilst the mafia villa is ugly. Reminds me of Princess Tower's in Kingston, Pizza Pizza (soul-sucking), PT (ugly).

Note Cardboard Cardboard peeking out in the corner, a soul-sucking display. Princess Towers on the other hand is hideous as hell!

milomilo · #**560** Posted **May 27, 2020, 3:50 PM**

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Originally Posted by stevanford1

Ditto, you see the sameness of that suburb is soul-sucking whilst the mafia villa is ugly. Reminds me of Princess Tower's in Kingston, Pizza Pizza (soul-sucking), PT (ugly).

Note Cardboard Cardboard peeking out in the corner, a soul-sucking display. Princess Towers on the other hand is hideous as hell!

I actually sorta like that, it isn't boring at least. It looks like what happens if a procedurally generated building in a computer simulation grows beyond its intended parameters and has to do a best guess of filling up the space.