Haha, touchdown Jesus! Yes!
Wow, I'm loving all of the hate / comments on the "Grand" Castle. Does it help to know that they had the foresight to put a disproportionately small lion at the top peak? I think that ties it all together -
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To be fair, the picture I posted originally was taken while it was still under-construction. It looks MUCH better completed (and in the waning daylight)
And it IS surrounded by a moat (a moat of concrete and cars). Plenty of amenities, including walking distance to Mr. Muffler, and complimentary white noise from Interstate-196 -
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I think the architecture of this is a good sign of our times though. It really embodies that "totally lost, completely chaotic, slapped-together, hollow dream of an existence" vibe, y'know? I read that they actually imported almost all of the labor from Florida, so similarities to architecture down there may not be completely coincidental. My only real gripe with that is that construction methodologies that are appropriate for Florida tend...not to be so appropriate for Michigan's climate. It's as if they realized their errors too late and are now trying to cover it up with wall climbing vines -
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But no amount of ivy can rectify the hideousness of this complex. It is truly "Frozen" in time (this is perhaps the most beautiful presence that will ever grace this behemoth) -
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It's probably safe to say that what this building lacks in grace, it doesn't make up for in detailing -
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Truly authentic castle architecture ("we thought it would be nicer if the windows didn't open"). Technically, I think these are casements that swing IN to the room, which makes a lot of sense, if you don't think about it too hard -
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It's kinda like cutting a pizza -
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Not creepy at all -
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Reminds me a bit of this (anyone?) -
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Or perhaps this?
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At least when you are inside, you can forget about how ugly the exterior is. Distract yourself with a book from the library (we made it easier for you to choose which book by leaving the shelves almost completely empty) -
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And who wouldn't want to recreate in one of these cozy lounges? -
It's blue, therefore it's fun!
In conclusion, don't mess with Grandville (don't worry).
"FOR GRANDVILLE!!!!!!!!!"
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