it’s train joke time!
A man was riding the train across the country when suddenly everything started rocking and grinding violently.
People were being thrown out of their seats and luggage was flying everywhere.
Then, after the train seemed to jump around and almost as suddenly as it started, everything is back to the typical calm, smooth ride. Everyone sorted themselves out and their found seats again.
When they reach the next stop, the man went forward to the engine car and asked the conductor what had happened.
The conductor said, “We hit a lawyer."
The man couldn't believe it. "You mean hitting a person caused that?!"
The conductor looked at him and explained, “Well, he was over in the ditch, but we got him anyways."