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Old Posted Mar 18, 2011, 12:15 AM
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Pilgrimage Church, Neviges

Badassness scale:

3 Johnny Mnemonics


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A postacpocalyptic concrete monster who will swallow all souls before converting them into delicious god goop. The worst thing to being damned is being saved by this!



Liverpool Metropolitan Cathedral (Liverpool, England)

Badassness scale:

2 Last Temptation of Christs

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It is as if there was an original church built on the site which has partially imploded due to the grace of the great Cthulhu and, out of the ashes, rises the the new central tower where the wizard Saruman preaches the word of the JC to all who will listen.




Las Lajas Sanctuary(Narino, Columbia)

Badassness scale:

8 Jesus Christ Superstars

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If the Bible was a Grimm Brothers fairy tale THIS is where god and jesus and the elves who spin original sin into salvation would live. All of the bad children would be thrown from the tower into the river where Satan, the ultimate bridge troll, lives ready to devour them.



Hallgrímskirkja( Reykjavík, Iceland)


Badassness scale:

6 (of 7) Seals

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Leave it to Iceland to build a phallic church to make the sweet sweet love with the lord. I bet it's powered by the eucharist and geothermal.



LDS Temple, San Diego

Badassness scale:

1 TOS BSG

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Space Mountain! No fastpass.



Hagia Sophia

Baddassness scale:

6 seasons of Supernatural

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Attitude: I'm big, and old, and can jab you with my pointy minarets. I dare you not to revere me, freakin' dare you!
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