[combusean]

^ Best Evil Conspiracy of 2006:

A Southwest Airlines plane, piloted by Gordon and Krietor, crashes into the crane on their way to Sky Harbor announcing that company's headquarters relocation to Phoenix.

Team Hallman doctor photos from a US Airways tower security camera to prove this, but are caught off guard by a plucky FAA bureaucrat who was in town the day of the accident. He wasn't actually doing any work--that would be rather unlike the FAA here--he just happened to be in Tempe at the time taking pictures of Hooters waitresses.

The plane next to Michelle's rather plump right boob knocking over the crane is in a completely different part of the sky.

The nation is both bewildered and outraged, but life continues more or less as normal in our sleepy city as most citizens dust off the politics as usual.