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Certainly a great and fine trip, but they could have added Normandy, France to the extensive thing to be fully comprehensive, if they had had any honest sense of history.

You know, like William the Conqueror's homeland. Trust me, it has a lot to offer, like the smelliest and tastiest camembert cheese and the finest recipes of filet of sole on Earth.
Smooth crème fraîche and tasty spices, ha! You wouldn't regret trying their stuff.

But it was a subject of France's king, which may still be disburbing to many.