Quote:
Originally Posted by hipster duck
A seal waddles into a bar.
Bartender: “what’ll you have?”
Seal: “I’ll take anything but a Canadian Club”
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^well someone has to add a snare rimshot after that dark joke... thx for the smile.
Inspired by the joke:
A navy Seal wanders into a bar.
Bartender: "what'll you have?"
Seal (cleaning his night-vision goggles): Bin Laden... neat.
Bartender: Neat?
Seal: Yeah "neat" you f%cking asshole.
Bartender spills some of the drink. Seal grabs the Bartenders
rag and cleans the counter.