Posted Mar 5, 2021, 5:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pittsburgh & Miami
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Speaking of Florida...
It's shaped like a limp penis.
If Florida ever gets aroused enough to become fully erect, it will point northeast, and it's 400-mile length (measured from its base near Jacksonville) will thrust into and beyond the continental shelf.
Tourists could even embark on short cruises to Miami from Charleston and Myrtle Beach.
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