Man, that 90s kitchen and wooden cabinets in living room sure do ooze luxury.

There cannot really be anyone stupid enough to pay such price for such a dumpy old place, can there? For that price you could rent Shangri-la subpenthouse unfurnished.
https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van/apa/d/vancouver-luxury-penthouse-water-view/7486307525.html