Alberta is like that rich East Indian kid who drove his BMW into a river because it wasn't a Ferrari. They're having a "depression" with better economic vitals than my city, which is saying it's "prospering".
Obviously, we know who the snowflake of confederation is.
But, take it from me. Economic depression isn't too bad. I make less each year than the average Albertan spends on blow in a month and I'm on track to buy a house.
