There's a new radio commercial for Carfax where the woman says she's needs her car fixed and the other replies you should get Carfax and missus keeps thinking she's saying "car fixed". "If you tells me to get my car fixed ONE MORE TIME..." I always have to change the station. It's that aggravating.
Anyhow, this one is close also. That's not what a scalawag is - it's just a rambunctious child or mischievous adult.
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