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Originally Posted by Denscity
This is absolutely perfect  I cant possibly beat this but here's my simple version:
Realtor: "Alright so here we are in your preferred neighbourhood. How much do you think the average price for these homes are?"
Husband: "Im gonna say, $250 - 260000 dollars"
Wife: "275"
Realtor: "Actually these houses start at 1.6 Million dollars."
Husband: " oh" |
On the other hand the show loves to do that, even to people who are not idiots with regards to real estate.
"Joe and Sally want an inner city home with a small yard for their dog and close to transit, they have a budget of $450,000. I have brought them to Snob Hill Estates."
"So Joe and Sally how do you like these houses?"
Joe: "Umm... they are nice, is that a gold plated Ferrari in that driveway?"
Sally: "I think I heard Keanu Reeves lives in this neighborhood..."
"So Joe, Sally, what do you think these homes are worth?"
Sally: "errm... 5 million dollars?"
Joe: "At least, hell that Ferrari might be worth 5 million. Why are we even here again?"
"You were close! The cheapest house in this area currently has an asking price of $5,010,000, this place is way out of your price range."
Joe: "we already knew that"
"You are too poor to live here Sally"
Sally: "I know..."
"Now that i have put you in your place and amused our viewers with your net worth lets go find your little $450,000 "home""