[Fatty McButterpants]

The NCC champions the interests of a broadly dispersed, geographically removed and generally disinterested group and imposes those exagerated interests onto a small localized region. Because it's only fair.

The Commissioner of Official Languages champions the interests of a geographically concentrated demographic minority and imposes those minority interests onto the rest of Canada. Because it's only fair.

I guess fairness really is a two-way street after all.