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Old Posted Sep 21, 2012, 2:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001 View Post
I always feel like an uncultured swine whenever I read his posts...

Excuse the fuck out of me for eating at places that dare advertise on TV.
I would never criticize you for eating at any restaurant - TV advertized or not. Frankly, people in my social circles don't give a damn where the Hoi Polloi dine. And honestly, there is a natural supply limit on all superior food products and restaurants, so I am glad when more of you people gobble down the genetically-modified commodity quality crap so that the locally-sourced artisan quality products remain - at stores and restaurants that are not within a middle-class price range. Moreover, my restuarant dinning experiences have been much more enjoyable without seeing so called "middle-class" people who don't have the upbringing or knowledge to appriciate a truly fine dinning experience. Most Americans probably could not taste the difference between Prime Beef and true Japanese Kobe (not the American Wagu imposter).

So by all means take yourself and your friends, who could appear as locals on the next episode of Honey Boo Boo, to stuff your faces with Applebee's "best" deep-fried, sugar-coated offerings! I shall enjoy the absence of your presence the next time I dine at Alinea, Le Cirque... you know, places where the middle-class are free to come - to wait tables or scrub toilets.


[I do a faux asshole quite nicely. Frankly, it's shocking. I should go work for Mitt Romney]
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