^My parents are Catholic and mom still brings up the subject of church once in a while...Like last Sunday, I visited them at their home and of course mom had to ask..... "So, did you go to church this morning?"
Me(obviously lying): "Uh, sure I did."
Mom: "What was the sermon about?"
Me: "God and junk."
Mom: *SIGH*...."So, would you like something to eat? I could make you an omelette."
I haven't gone to a regular Sunday mass since I was 20 years old and she knows it's futile to ask me about God but she still feels it's her duty.
