Is it terrible of me to really resent and despise the nazi safety inspector at my workplace who's ALWAY riding me about "safety" trifles and "hazards" in my work area when she's a big, fat gigantic hog. I'm not disrespecting all overweight people but I see what this woman eats and it's nauseating. She gets big frosting covered dougnut in the morning, a mayonnaise slathered pasta salad and whipped-creamy dessert at lunch and a Pepsi at all three breaks....and she's dictating how I should stay "safe". She doesn't even walk, she waddles like a overgrown penguin in pastel-colored Lane Bryant stretch pants and wheezes like a leaky tire after moving only and few feet.
Sorry if that comes off as rude.