[markbarbera]

Harper at Convention Centre at 5:30, Ignatieff at Liuna Station for 7:00.

The Ignatieff Liberal function is open to all Canadians.

The Harper Conservative function requires preregistration and attendees will be screened by the Conservative Secret Police and entry may be denied if the Conservative politbureau suspects you may be associated with undesirable elements of society, like environmental awareness groups or student unions.

I know where I'd rather be...