A new Political joke just sent to me.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat
down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $7.00
+ Fried Explorer: $9.00
+ Freshly baked Conservatives, Liberals, Parti Québécois, New Democratic Party & Green Party:$150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied,'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so
full of shit, it takes all morning.'