oh and wailli - when you need a break from this forum - check out these links:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Calgary+is+ass+crack
http://www.calgarysucks.com/
http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=104812
Personally I like the "Calgary is like an ass crack" line. I might want to use that on the international forums I am a member of - to put the word out - like you do bad mouthing Edmonton. Oh and by the way - say goodbye to the boys from Shell on their way out of your town. They will not be the last.