My Dirty Old Town in 2019
A new thread for 2019. I intend to add one post to this thread each month - starting with a flurry, of course, because I have to catch up to June.
So far, it's been a shit year. Come suffer with me. So this is my city: http://i66.tinypic.com/o78txg.png St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador, (and, since 1949) Canada. Some Spanish music to remind you of sun... So, January was brutal. Cold, long, lots of freezing rain, freezing fog, snow. The sun came out like twice. The city made the best of it on NYE... http://i65.tinypic.com/24q8rbm.jpg But then it was back to hibernation... http://i63.tinypic.com/281d6rc.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2me7tj8.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/4g6us6.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2a7wft0.jpg The sun! The sun! http://i68.tinypic.com/x4pyzm.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/2n7qjpk.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/16kc2ls.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/znv2wh.jpg But then it went away and we got buried alive. http://i66.tinypic.com/macdop.jpg But then it came back, but only because it was too bloody cold for clouds... http://i63.tinypic.com/qpjcjd.jpg We drank away our heartaches... http://i63.tinypic.com/29uqa08.jpg But you can't get drunk enough to ignore freezing fog. http://i67.tinypic.com/25p1myg.jpg Even when it wasn't suffocating us, it was lingering just offshore taunting us... http://i63.tinypic.com/2427uhi.jpg Eventually it left and wildlife returned. We were working out at the gym when the fog finally broke and it was like the end of The Mist. People wept. http://i68.tinypic.com/33vevsy.jpg Then, toward the end of the month, things started to look up a little. http://i65.tinypic.com/x38v85.jpg People took cautious first steps outside their homes. http://i63.tinypic.com/24zznzq.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/fasghs.jpg Eventually it warmed up enough to breathe some life back into the streets. http://i66.tinypic.com/xej53l.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2iw6dr9.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/zjwema.jpg A small taste of a habitable climate to lull us all into daring to hope, daring to allow ourselves to feel joy again. But it was a trap. February sent half the city south and the rest into therapy... and the "long, hungry month of March" lived up to its local legends. |
You fucking rock. I've missed your threads.
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February... set to tears...
The pigeons tried to warn us by being creepy. http://i65.tinypic.com/2lbnmn9.jpg But some people still dared venture outside. http://i65.tinypic.com/2my8e93.jpg Even the poorest households in the poorest neighbourhoods had their heat on bust. http://i67.tinypic.com/313jd55.jpg Even my neighbourhood local, which is standing-room-only with alcoholics by 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, was closed. http://i68.tinypic.com/25phite.jpg A giant, foreign goose even landed from God-know's-where - the signs were all there. http://i66.tinypic.com/k3r7eh.jpg It got so cold the clouds went away again. http://i63.tinypic.com/2n7pr1e.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2e516he.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/r8z3iq.jpg So cold you had to go out at night just to see if it was actually real. http://i64.tinypic.com/jl2n7l.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/15zh1nc.jpg But it was all too real. http://i67.tinypic.com/301zned.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2hqv1qr.jpg The cold stayed so long that, like people with hypothermia stripping off their clothes, we all went outside in madness. http://i67.tinypic.com/110amc1.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/6ih9bt.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/2zyizqo.jpg So cold you could just feel when driving that if you hit a bump hard enough your car would shatter into snowflakes. http://i64.tinypic.com/6pyv6e.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/dvrjwl.jpg So cold and grey and gross that the houses were your only confirmation you could still see colours. http://i63.tinypic.com/2ze02yt.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/28uqvk9.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/16aur6u.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/inzk92.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2vki1j7.jpg So cold that in your diminished state you thought this was hilarious... http://i68.tinypic.com/2581a9d.jpg So cold that when the sun came out because it was so cold you went outside anyway because your vitamin D deficiency was giving you dark thoughts. http://i65.tinypic.com/14jt06e.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/23jz1v.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/15xo8xz.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2jfk6br.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/e7z213.jpg So cold you had to spend hundreds of dollars to replace all the copper pipes in your (relatively young) century-old home with modern ones. http://i65.tinypic.com/2s8hjl1.jpg And eat comfort Jerk chicken with mac/cheese burgers. http://i63.tinypic.com/xemjv4.jpg And the month ended without a sign, without a hint, that spring was anywhere else. It still felt and, as it turns out, was... the middle of winter. http://i66.tinypic.com/5kk93o.jpg |
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I love this little house. Though it's also interesting how obvious the difference is in the built typology between upper and lower class St. John's: http://i64.tinypic.com/16aur6u.jpg |
Monkey, you should hear the difference in accents between the residents of those two houses. :haha: We're... lucky all our classes are white or else we'd be up there with South Africa and India in scholarly articles.
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Keep the pictures coming!
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Nice work as always mate - looking forward to more :)
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And March. Oh, March.
It started well enough. Plenty of sun, acceptable temperatures. It seemed almost as though life was worth living. http://i64.tinypic.com/149a59k.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/al69e0.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/dzbwz.jpg But then, no b'y. Fuck us. SECOND WINTER. http://i67.tinypic.com/29m3qy1.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/6sz3lx.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/331fvag.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/15s65uh.jpg Fortunately, weed is legal. http://i64.tinypic.com/huj4n6.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/y11kn.jpg But not even weed can keep your heart light in day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day of overcast. http://i66.tinypic.com/ht6y4n.jpg While hiking the coastal trails, you think about letting go. http://i64.tinypic.com/wthrgg.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2jbnls1.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2zspftu.jpg You wear jeans fucking hiking because everything else is too cold. http://i66.tinypic.com/20ib5gn.jpg But then, the old rhyme comes true... "No man has even counted the days fog has stolen away from this wretched hell, but the people say the sun, when it does shine, shines over their city like nowhere else." http://i63.tinypic.com/312war9.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/11jpyu1.jpg But that's like 30 minutes only per month it seems. http://i67.tinypic.com/do6q12.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2j0cidj.jpg Even the council workers said fuck this. Fortunately, the garbage piling up reminded us of Naples and warmth. http://i63.tinypic.com/jjmp21.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/6itkww.jpg Even trendy 20-somethings joined the sad-eyed middle-aged women at the cat cafe. http://i63.tinypic.com/34y2ufn.jpg Then, something happened... the wind shifted directions and was no longer blowing straight down from the Greenland icecap. Life finds a way. http://i68.tinypic.com/1tv974.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2pyce47.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/1z4x3ye.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/qwwqk1.jpg Although most weren't willing to venture outside just yet, the cafes and bars were filled again with youth and life. http://i63.tinypic.com/25hdcuw.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2sbpd20.jpg The beautiful decadence of Earth. http://i68.tinypic.com/148hjs4.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2hg5tdv.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2safioo.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/fc5z4j.jpg I had to attend a fancy function at Government House (the residence of the former Governor, current Lieutenant Governor - the Queen's representative. Previously, the Governor either ruled directly or, after 1855, advised our Prime Minister, or, after 1949, Premier). The surnames on this plaque are a roadmap of the city's streets. http://i68.tinypic.com/kafls2.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/ancuvm.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/35co38p.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/207nyab.jpg Things started to cheer up. You felt emotionally stable enough to go out and get some delicious seafood. http://i63.tinypic.com/2w4wnc4.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/1zytzky.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/11jqlab.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/28mhedj.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/w6wb9d.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/10nf8ra.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/vsmfyo.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/6hjj7q.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/fd7zbd.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/2rmwp79.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/2j3s3l3.jpg The thing is, that's kind of where it's stayed. 10C, tolerable but chilly... for MONTHS. And what's more... the fog, that omnipresent devil... worked his way back into our homes... http://i65.tinypic.com/2628uux.jpg Surely April is better, right? Yes. For everyone else in the world except us. |
Sigh. April.
The month started off promising... shirtless skeets ("chavs", "wigs", whatever they're called in your city - ours are the same, but with an Irish brogue). http://i66.tinypic.com/14444yp.jpg We broke out the traditional Sunday suppers... http://i64.tinypic.com/23sx8hx.jpg We spent less time sitting in graveyards longing for the sweet embrace of death. http://i67.tinypic.com/ot2fed.jpg Even the snow on the hilltops melted away. http://i65.tinypic.com/bivvqa.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/30shrif.jpg So, of course, we decided to follow Boston's lead and do a Big Dig of our own. http://i68.tinypic.com/14uyjh3.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/kf438w.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/5xluty.jpg The government, seeing Trump, put a HUGE push on trying to encourage immigration. So, you know, come join us. It's lovely here. Weather's great. http://i65.tinypic.com/116i4wp.jpg And then it got beautifully overcast. http://i63.tinypic.com/2ljgr5w.jpg And then all kinds of shit fell out of the sky. Move here! http://i65.tinypic.com/29ct00j.jpg And then... freezing rain. It's so rare here that we have our own term for it that we use for several weeks every year: silver thaw. http://i68.tinypic.com/11wcw04.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/azc5fc.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/m9u4w8.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2ugcto2.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/1zyem87.jpg Comedy show interlude. http://i68.tinypic.com/xcue7s.jpg To cheer myself up, I went to admire the most beautiful gridiron/flatiron/whatever-the-fuck-they're-called building the city. Just look at this beauty... http://i68.tinypic.com/o8zzbs.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2u9h4x3.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/260ylau.jpg And I even did a scenic tour of our city's gorgeous supermarkets... no points for guessing which chain serves the lower class. http://i67.tinypic.com/105s76c.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2l7x46.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/302uh6g.jpg Because it's a trick question. That's clearly Shoppers. http://i66.tinypic.com/10441w7.jpg Then the world did that stupid taunting thing again where it gives us hope. http://i67.tinypic.com/2j1vgoi.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/106hxd5.jpg And then, nearly at the end of the month, another silver thaw. And silver. And silver. And silver. For DAYS. http://i64.tinypic.com/xggxog.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/adcjgx.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/vpzvnm.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/330fscz.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/ta0zuc.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/bf5cf9.jpg At least when the freezing rain stopped, the weather got better. http://i64.tinypic.com/nlwsk4.jpg Sigh. Fast forward a few days, we finally got out for a hike. http://i65.tinypic.com/2ps5egi.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/23h5am8.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/nn5vtw.jpg I can't say we had hope heading into May. We didn't. Expect the worst, and you shall not be disappointed. |
May. Oh May. May we be excused?
The sun came up... http://i67.tinypic.com/aysr3c.jpg The grass turned green as people protested whatever it is pissing them off this week (we're basically non-effectual French as far as that goes - there's a protest every other day about something, nothing ever happens). http://i67.tinypic.com/23lmecg.jpg And then the sun went on strike. http://i66.tinypic.com/2v0o961.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2k3mex.jpg And the Big Dig continued... http://i64.tinypic.com/23if75u.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/5d9vep.jpg Modern traditional houses. http://i64.tinypic.com/334p0sn.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/169gm5c.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2qantrq.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/fcr0he.jpg By the middle of the month, the weather hadn't changed. http://i64.tinypic.com/4t6qfa.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/16iz9mr.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/r2orqe.jpg For Mother's Day we, and every other family in the city, had lobster. http://i68.tinypic.com/t5shop.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2m6ri90.jpg And then, one of our claims to fame... the icebergs finally arrived on their fateful journey south. Titanic hit one off our shores. They come down from Greenland and hit us in the spring. By mid-July they are the size of ice cubes just north of Bermuda. A couple of quick mobile pics from my office because I was excited for the first... http://i65.tinypic.com/2niuue8.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/64no6s.jpg After work, we drove out to get a closer look. http://i67.tinypic.com/2ujttgj.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/29wwldt.jpg You can really how warm it was from these pics. http://i64.tinypic.com/epqiq8.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/33thsv9.jpg And then back to civilization. http://i65.tinypic.com/2i2lxe.jpg Then suddenly the weather changed, warm and lovely, I opened the car windows. It was so alarming and pleasurable I took pictures of the moment. http://i67.tinypic.com/54xbgk.jpg But it ended... http://i66.tinypic.com/505owy.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/6pqpts.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/hrndll.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/2rxyag9.jpg At least the Germans came so Grindr was lit. http://i67.tinypic.com/nnvc50.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/30b0hp1.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/dg6rud.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/nwaqvc.jpg Then it warmed enough to go out into the suburbs for a hike to see icebergs! http://i66.tinypic.com/11qtmgy.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/11lontc.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/kcxus9.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2nh2vdk.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/9hkj9t.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2yv88ds.jpg And then... sweet orgasmic warmth from the sun... IN the city... FOR A WHOLE DAY... I was up with the sun, couldn't miss a second... http://i64.tinypic.com/24ywf85.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2110z2g.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2regq5d.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/15ojor4.jpg I found an iceberg. http://i66.tinypic.com/2hxc7ye.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2nkn9tg.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2pyc66c.jpg And that was all before work. :D See ya again at the end of the month. :) There's been a little hope in June... one sneak peek... things are finally fucking green... view from my office today: http://i68.tinypic.com/2ujppie.jpg |
wow excellent. I want to visit!
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It's beyond gorgeous.
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Huh... I thought that looked familiar. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...-logo-mini.png Quote:
Anyway that place looks fucking gorgeous. I kinda wanna live there. |
beautiful -- i knew my grandparents used to love visiting there for a reason!
the immediate title image hardly fits tho - ha!: Dirty Old Town The Pogues I met my love by the gas works wall Dreamed a dream by the old canal I kissed my girl by the factory wall Dirty old town Dirty old town Clouds are drifting across the moon Cats are prowling on their beat Spring's a girl from the streets at night Dirty old town Dirty old town I heard a siren from the docks Saw a train set the night on fire I smelled the spring on the smoky wind Dirty old town Dirty old town I'm going to make me a good sharp axe Shining steel tempered in the fire I'll chop you down like an old dead tree Dirty old town Dirty old town I met my love by the gas works wall Dreamed a dream by the old canal I kissed my girl by the factory wall Dirty old town Dirty old town Dirty old town Dirty old town Songwriters: Ewan Maccoll |
Thanks guys!
***** RE: Title All Irish songs and some English/Scottish ones are part of Newfoundland folk music. You will literally find people here who don't know Dirty Old Town isn't about St. John's. :D I used to be one of them. :haha: And my neighbourhood local, on a karaoke night: I agree it doesn't fit - BUT I assure you it does to a greater extent than you think. We have a HUGE lower/working class, lots of shitty areas. Several factories sandwiched in old, rowhouse residential districts. |
I have a couple hours free... so I'll do a half-month one. :D
June 1-15(ish), 2019. Shit to genuinely less shitty. :D Went out on a freezing, foggy day to hike. Hiding from the wind, I took a different way down for the first time. ALMOST made it, but ended up on a series of cliff edges. I'd have to come in through someone's roof to get down, so, back up and around. :haha: http://i68.tinypic.com/dzx95h.jpg But the view was best kind. http://i63.tinypic.com/242ylxt.jpg Only had my mobile with me, so mobile zoom... http://i64.tinypic.com/2586j5z.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/2roguva.jpg The houses out in Cahill's Point (on the other side of the harbour from the above) also cling to the cliffs. The poetic description, at least at night, is lights strung along a Christmas tree. As a general rule, if you have mobility issues here, you need to move to mainland Canada. http://i65.tinypic.com/154czzl.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/96vlnm.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/19w2lz.jpg They should film car commercials on the Southside Road. http://i67.tinypic.com/2wr25xk.jpg Looking back toward Downtown (left), Fort William (centre), and the Battery (along the right coast) neighbourhoods. http://i66.tinypic.com/29ndrhd.jpg St. John's is absolutely surrounded by abandoned American military installations (we were VERY important in WWII - Churchill, Roosevelt, and whoever else even met here). http://i65.tinypic.com/e97y1g.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/i3rjwx.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/33jimn5.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/idatkn.jpg The most beloved of the local groceries. Any British import you could want, they carry - the older folks love the place. http://i66.tinypic.com/1zp4k83.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2rhmf15.jpg So, Aja is the latest Ru Paul's Drag Race alum to come to the city. We are HUGE on drag. They've all been here - Bianca, Kim Chi, Tatiana, Detox, Manila, etc, etc, etc. It's worth the money for promoters to bring them here because everyone goes, even the straights. So, Rockhouse (straight punk/rock bar) held a competition for local amateur queens (most performing for the first time) to win the chance to open for Aja. http://i66.tinypic.com/2vv100p.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/2lkzn60.jpg And kings. http://i68.tinypic.com/oaum4g.jpg Then, ANOTHER NICE DAY, finally. I was up with the sun and the fog... http://i66.tinypic.com/etusec.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/1zx3138.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/1zg7yud.jpg Not wanting to go to work... http://i63.tinypic.com/16a6vky.jpg We've been invaded by the French, Dutch, and countless others. That would've been a good day if they were still interested. Our economy could use a good invasion, and we couldn't see shit. http://i66.tinypic.com/281yl1i.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/351gu3s.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/flvo1.jpg Days later, out for a run, still foggy. http://i63.tinypic.com/3444dqa.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/x0yx39.jpg And days later still, woke up and stepped out my front door to this... http://i68.tinypic.com/fd7v3b.jpg So went downhill to downtown... http://i64.tinypic.com/fy24cg.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/148jk8n.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2mpbq0i.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2645e9z.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2a5kxa9.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/33bzgnc.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/2cdz6g7.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/5n254w.jpg ALMOST down to sea level... http://i65.tinypic.com/2nu2m1c.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/212x06w.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/2ep7n07.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2rxw407.jpg And then, later... it seemed nice starting our 10-mile run in the western edge of the suburban East End... http://i67.tinypic.com/6qh25j.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2yo50si.jpg But the closer we got to downtown, the worse it got... http://i66.tinypic.com/2rdi4k2.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2921nia.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/55ihki.jpg And now up to the present days... the whales have arrived! We're right where the icebergs traveling south and whales traveling north cross paths. http://i66.tinypic.com/348hx1k.jpg The sun came out... and then went away... http://i67.tinypic.com/1264ln4.jpg Our Big Dig went on... http://i63.tinypic.com/2upebup.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/166abus.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/1z4fpxi.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/2hq89kk.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2dvnzmf.jpg Sun came out again for a minute on Father's Day... http://i68.tinypic.com/ma8p5g.jpg And then it went away again... http://i65.tinypic.com/25jeadx.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2rwovaf.jpg Oh boy, did it ever... http://i66.tinypic.com/219xh8y.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2s991kk.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/4tsk5j.jpg But TODAY, LITERALLY TODAY, DAYS LATER, the fog finally broke... http://i64.tinypic.com/35buno6.jpg So, fingers crossed. :D |
:babyeat: Dildo Brewing Company :babyeat:
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what a lovely trip through the season(s), just saw this entire thread at once.
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Great pictures - and even better narration!
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Thanks, guys.
One more before-end-of-June update. We are currently on our SECOND consecutive summer day. What do people even DO with TWO summer days in a row? It's got me singing an old folk song... The ocean surrounds her, it gives and it takes Like shepherd, lion and lamb The pounding and grinding is a constant reminding Of the forces that follow the calm From the fury of a blizzard on a cold winter's night To the quiet of a warm summer's day All hardships forgotten, old debts are repaid With a day on a quiet peaceful bay http://i65.tinypic.com/vxgh9h.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/o0v615.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/349fhpt.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/sdo0id.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/sljkn7.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/vr9gms.jpg http://i65.tinypic.com/2i8dj53.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/11i2w6q.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/141p0up.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/2v8ftbo.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/2zykaxt.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/2jd476r.jpg http://i68.tinypic.com/261md1d.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/vmt2xk.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/11wdfdh.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/2zqdcvb.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/1449nk0.jpg |
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