When this guy isn't passed out drunk, he is currently raked number one in the tri-state area for the door knockers association of America. Currently undefeated in the categories of 'loudness' and 'speed'. Down there at the concrete plant they call him Speedy Tim. Don't let this photo mislead you, continuous continuity is what Speedy Tim is all about. They make sacrete and and run a small hot dog outfit down by the docks. I recommend pickles and mustard on them. mm anyways back to the door knocking. A small little college town in Wisconsin, Menominee. Home of UW stout. Tim Got involved with an amateur knocking league. Within the first semister he had show so much improvement that we chipped in and sent him to vagas. Shortly after the world famous arm wrestling competitions, I few doors down lies the secret underbelly of knocking.
Some get invold got the ding dong ditch thrill. For others its knowing that you are the best. It takes a lot of hard work to stay within the guidlines of a proper knock, while maintaining speed, accuracy, and politeness. you can reach a point where a knock is too loud or rude. Its all about how the player sees the game.
So... with that in mind. next time you see Tim kicking back dorsal recumbent wish him luck on his next door knocking comp on August 29, 2009.
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i want to see a photo of someone acting weird, and make up a story about what they do and who they are. similar to this ^. be creative and tasteful.