That still nothing compared to what Cuban said
I made a Cuban voodoo doll after the '06 Mavs series and just kept poking it over and over again with souvenir Riverwalk pins. Judging by Dallas' recent first-round choke jobs, it appears to be working.
Don't worry about Barkley, in 10 years he'll be broke from gambling debts and trying to get on "America's Got Talent" or something.