Salem -> Witch Trials
Springfield -> Simpsons
Middletown -> Such a quiet village?
Burlington -> NSF
Portland -> ia
York -> Shire
Madison -> 2013 Rose Bowl, suck it Badgers
Newark -> Electronics Vendor
Kingston -> Bob Marley
Charleston -> Jimmy Johns
Amherst -> UMass or College
Greenville -> SC
Lancaster -> PA
Wilmington -> Tax Shelter
San Jose -> Sharks
Columbus -> Day
Lexington -> Gargoyles
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And here the air that I breathe isn't dead.
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