[iheartthed]

My least ideal city would have:

Atlanta's traffic
Minneapolis's winter
Phoenix's summer
Detroit's transit
New York's July fragrance
Salt Lake City's diversity
Branson, MO's nightlife
Houston's zoning laws
Dallas's (ugly) freeways
Jacksonville's skyline
Boston's (cheating) sports teams
Charlotte's airport
Pittsburgh's geographic ambiguity
Philadelphia's proximity to a much bigger and more famous neighbor
Baltimore's latent jealousy of its flashier twin
D.C.'s traffic circles
Chicago's deep dish as the signature culinary dish
L.A.'s self-important Hollywood types
Vegas's (or Miami's) tourists
San Francisco's pointy-head know-it-all liberals (I'm a pointy-head know-it-all liberal, and that's often enough for me)